This is the story happens couple years after that...
There is a farmer,walking beside the lake,after argue with his wife....
He's sad....
Suddenly,he slipped and fall into the lake....
He keeps struggle and try to swim back to the lake side...
But,unfortunately,he's drown...
His wife is waiting for him at home...
When it is dark,he haven't back home...
(Of course,he died...^^)
His wife started to worry...
She try to find his husband,and she found her husband's body in the lake....
Oh,pity...
She started to cry, ' Why????Why you died and leave me alone???Why???'
Suddenly,an old man come out from the lake (who else??the god staying inside ) and says, 'Why there are always people keep dropping things into my lake and cry at the lake side???Really brings trouble to me,SxxT...'
Then he turns and face the wife, 'Ok now,Wassup???'
Wife says, 'Yo,wassup,my husband died in your lake,you have to take the responsibility...'
'WTF....Ok ok...You human really trouble maker....' the god says...
And the god jump back into the lake...
After few minutes,he come out again with Brad Pittand ask the wife, 'Is this your husband?'
'No,' she says and pointing to the dead body floating on the lake, ' you see,my husband is floating there,he's dead.'
The god says, 'Hmmm,ok...This is not the one huh??'
Then he jump into the lake again....
This time,he come out with Tom Cruise...
( Don't ask me why he keep drag the 90's star,because this happened in 90's )
He ask the wife again, 'Is this your husband??'
'I'd told you,my husband is floating there and he's dead!!!'
'Hmmm,I know,but this is the procedure,I have to follow the rule...'
'What rule?' the wife ask.
'I bet you never read the story of the wood cutter and his axe,' says the god.
'Oh,the rule ya....ok ok,now is the third time,so, can you give my husband back to me??'
'Ya,sure,and seems you are honest,I'll give you Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise also.'
'NO!!!' the wife says, 'I only want my husband back alive.'
'Hmm...Are you serious??If you want him back alive,then I won't give you Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise...'
'It's ok,I will only love my husband....'
'Ok,as you wish!'
*Blink
The husband come back in alive...
The wife cries and hug the husband tight....
'Sorry dear,I shouldn't scold you just now...I' really sorry....' the wife says.
The husband is suprised and ask, 'Why I'm still alive??'
The wife story him what had happened...
Then the husband says, 'Oh, thank you dear,to bring me new life....Er...Dear,can you face the lake and say thanks to the god??'
'Ok...' and she turn to face the lake, 'Thank y.........'
*splash
The husband kick his wife into the lake before she finish her words...
You know why??
After that the husband says, 'Come out god,and bring me Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox!!!!'
^^
Just a joke...
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