A story of mystical lake 2

We'd talk about the mysical lake last post right??

After the wood cutter, and also the wife kicked by husband...

Now,a few years had passed...

This is an era with high technology....

One day, a singaporean Ah Lian passed by the leg...

She's talking the phone with her Ah Beng,using her Nokia 3310(really high tech)...

'Beng a,you know hor,I'm now walking around the hueamous(alright,it's famous,not hueamous) mystical lake leh,it is werry beautiful lo...' says Ah Lian with her Ah Lian slang...

'Ya meh??You have to be careful leh,if not hor,you'll fell into the lake leh..' her Ah Beng answer through the phone.

But unfortunately,when she's talking,she accidently kick a stone beside the lake and her phone fell into the lake...

*splash...

Ok...You guys know what will happen right...

*blink

The god had appear...

'Ouch!!!WTF,which bastxxd throw me with phone???'

'Solli,it's me la,' Ah Lian replied.

'How dare you!Eh?You are Ah Lian right??' the god ask.

'Ya lo,how you know one?'

'Of course I know la! (the god starting to talk in Ah Lian Ah Beng slang also....=.=''') Your granpa kick your grrandma's butt here before ma...'

'Oh ya meh???By the way,my phone fell into your lake,you have have to take the responsibility,can you please get my phone back har??' Ah Lian says.

'Ok...Wait...' and then the god jump into the lake...

After few minutes,the god appear with an Apple iPhone...

'Is this yours???' the god ask.

'No,mine is just the Nokia 3310 only leh,how come it is iPhone???'

'Oh,paiseh,wait ya...' the god jump into the lake again.

A few minuts later,the god come back with Nokia N97...

'Is this yours??' the god ask again...

'I already told you my phone is Nokia 3310 lo!!!You deaf meh???Cannot hear what i say a?'

'Soli lo,I have to follow procedure ma...Your grandpa didn't told you meh??'

'Oh,paiseh,forgot liao...' Ah Lian replied...

'Ok la ok la...Let's continue,seems you are honest,I'll give you all these 3 phones...'

'Wa...Really ma???' Ah Lian is suprise...

'Yes la,you want or not,don't want I get it back...'

'Sure I want la!!!' Ah Lian shouted

'Okok,nah,give you...'

The god gave all the 3 phones to Ah Lian...

Ah Lian take all the 3 phones happily...

*blink

The god disappeared...

Ah Lian try to call Ah Beng again and tell him this happy news...But...

'WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Come out you god!!!!! The phones you gave me all masuk air one,HOOW TO USE A??????'

Just a joke...

1.No offense to Singaporean,I just simply like their Ah Beng Ah Lian style joke...

2.No offense to Nokia and Apple company....

^^